MTV Music Video Awards Awards

by Mitch on 28/09/2003

I just finished watching the MTV Music Video Awards, or as those cool cats call it, the “MVA” Awards. Which is pretty funny cause that would make it the Music Video Awards Awards. I’m sure next year they will put a little more thought into that. Anyway, after about 10 minutes I renamed the show to the “Suck Shady’s *exploited deleted* Awards” or perhaps we could shorten that to the SSDA Awards?

Every single person who walked up there was trying to “pound out love” to Eminem. He is a cool guy and I like his music, but does he need all of Hollywood after him? Give me a break.

The other possible name for the awards could be “I Don’t Want An Award Anyway Awards” because Justin Timberlake honestly tried to give every award he got away to at least one person.

Acceptance speech number one: I’d just like to say what an honor it is to be associated in the same ranks as someone so great as Eminem. This award should have been yours.

Acceptance speech number two: I’d just like to say what an honor it is to be associated in the same ranks as someone so great as Johnny Cash. This award should have been yours, but I guess we can share it.

Or perhaps Justin Timberlake is just a bit of a loser. Haha – I know I am going to get some hate mail from some angry 14 year olds for putting that on the Internet, but I don’t really care. That’s actually half the reason I said it.

Meanwhile, all the awards went to that girl, is it Missy Elliot? It’s the first time in history that a popularity award went to someone that ugly. She is one unattractive person. Sincerely.

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