Another reason to hate morons

by Mitch on 9/02/2005

While talking on dAmn for a few minutes I could hear The Price Is Right (with Larry Emdar) in the background. This game show is populated by Fully Sick Dudes and Housewives drooling over the host. The game show itself honestly rates highly, only because it caters for the lowest common denominator. Forget shows that test your intelligence, sometimes this show just tests how much of a dumb wench you are.

Larry: The price, ladies, is between $611,300 and $611,400. Vicki, your bid.
Vicki: Six… Evelen… Forty five hundred ($6,114,500)
Larry: No, now listen carefully. The price is between $611,300 and $611,400.
Gina: Six hundred eleven thousand, nine hundred dollars. ($611,900)
Larry: Once again, that is locked in, ladies, you need to listen carefully. The price is between $611,300 and $611,400. Thats 6-11 300 and 6-11 400.
Vicki: Six thousand dollars and seven hundred.
Larry: Higher. Now remember, the price is between $611,300 and $611,400.
Gina: Six hundred eleven thousand, three hundred and fifty!
Larry: Lower.
Vicki: Six, eleven, sixty two… (HIKE HIKE!)
Larry: Higher. Now remember for those at home, we are dealing with some life changing numbers here.
Gina: Six hundred eleven thousand, three hundred and forty!
Larry: Higher.
Vicki: Six hundred eleven thousand, three hundred and thirty-nine!
Larry: Higher.
Gina: Six hundred eleven thousand, three hundred and forty eight!
Larry: Bingo!

Yes, both clearly genius’. Survival of the fittest stopped working hundreds of years ago when we made life too easy for morons. I say we remove warning labels from everything and let the problem work itself out!

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  1. 10/02/2005Coops says:

    I totally agree. Though it’s funny how someone with an IQ <100 (“<” means “less than”), who can’t perform the simplest of mathematical operations, suddenly has a law degree and 3rd degree burns to their right index finger because someone failed to mention that stirring sugar into your McDonald’s coffee with it is a bad idea… It is our duty to protect these people from themselves! (lest we be sued)

  2. 10/02/2005The Backflipboy says:

    We need to have a certain percentage of morons around to make us slackers look good. I’d be in trouble if there were no low double digit IQs wandering the streets.

  3. 10/02/2005Mitch Malone says:

    I am smarted than everyone. I am smarter than people who are smarter than me. That is just how conceited I am. hahaha 😛