TLAPD Overby Mitch on 21/09/2005
Just a little note to all who doubted the validity of TLAPD, here is a link of value! I hope everyone donned their pegleg and celebrated with some rum! I spent the day running around the house semi-naked yelling at my family, freaking out my dog and calling up friends to shiver their timbers!
Some choice phrases I bellowed out and/or had bellowed at me:
“C’mere and shiver my timbers, ya lilly-skinned land lover or I’ll clean the barnicles off your dinghy!”
“Y’arr, where be me coffee wench? I be sailin’ the seven seas and may perish if I don’t gets me lime juice, but first I must be awake!”
“By Blackbeards sword, if I have to tell you this again I’ll put you in the gally where ye’ll scrub the decks till yer knuckles bleed!”
“Y’arr, thar be the sexiest whench me good eye has spotted in days… She be makin’ me peg leg do dances!”
And the best of all, from a girl I met a while ago who was honestly doing her best, but just couldn’t make it…
“A spot of tea and a bickie?” *long awkward pause* “Fuck, is it Talk Like A Pirate Day or Talk Like A Pommy Day?!”
The site is back to normal and will resume normall broadcasting. Over and out.