Dear god, my ass is on fire!

by Mitch on 12/04/2006

Okay, I just finished playing indoor soccer (football for all you poms) and I feel absolutely murdered in the backside. After playing for a few minutes tonight I soon found I was a lot faster than the guys on the other team and began showing off by speeding past them and stealing the ball. As my confidence lifted so did my game and I was feeling so good I felt it was time to unleash my striking power.

I ran to the top of the box and called for the ball and swung my right leg as hard as I could. I swear to god if I had of been one squilimeter to the left I would have slotted the finest goal ever, but instead I connected ball to an opponents foot and I ended up on my ass.

I can barely sit here and type this, but I had to update and let everyone know that my ass is sorer than that of a 12 year-old at Michael Jackson’s house (any more fans want to attack me?) I have closed comments on James Blunt Sucks and hopefully bananas on toast can return to it’s normal boring programming. Peace.

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  1. 13/04/2006Mik says:

    Thats a shame that you closed comments on the James Blunt post, that was beginning to become to the reason why I would wake up every morning. Nothing like seeing some kids trying to defend the undefendable, e.g. James Blunt.

    Sucks that you missed that goal, better luck next time.

  2. 13/04/2006Kevin says:

    Awwww… and I was getting so used to so much mail in my hotmail account because of James Blunt.

    A lesser person would make some smart arse comment on the title of this particular entry but we all know I am well above that.

  3. 13/04/2006Kevin says:

    Oh, at what point did you set a donkey on fire?

  4. 17/04/2006Mitch says:

    Mik: I reopened the comments Mik 😉
    Kevin: What donkey?

  5. 17/04/2006Lici says:

    I didn’t read any of that xP I just wanted to say hiiiii I’m in Misson Beach of North Queensland and having loooots of fun xD


    (I know I said I wouldn’t have an internet connection, but shock horror, I do. For now. But I went for FIVE DAYS without one! *dies*)

  6. 17/04/2006littlegingerkitten says:

    hahaaaa man you crack me up, wish i hadnt missed the james blunt flaming, it sounded oh-so-fun!!! BTW JB sux ass hat!!!
    and mitch doesnt.
    tish xx